Happy Monday, Bachelor Nation. We’re back for week 2 of Becca Kufrin‘s season of The Bachelorette — read on for everything that goes down.
FIRST GROUP DATE
The first group date of the season goes to Clay, Nick, Chris R., David, Jean-Blanc, Jordan, Connor and Lincoln. Becca tricks them into thinking they’re in for a day of pampering when she surprises them with custom suits and champagne, but the real activity ends up being a marriage-themed obstacle course hosted by last season’s Bachelorette Rachel Lindsay and her fiancé Bryan Abasolo.
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The best part of the entire date is when Becca turns to walking Zoolander parody Jordan and asks, “Wait, are you a model?” It’s only his sole purpose of existence, and the fact that she was completely unaware of this fact is simply glorious.
Lincoln ends up winning the obstacle course (though there’s some debate over whether or not he cheated), and Becca gifts him with a framed photo of the two at the finish line. Little did she know, she would sorely regret this.
Lincoln, who is already starting to get on everyone’s nerves, insists on propping the photo up on the table in front of the rest of the guys during the date. He also repeatedly interacts with it, even kissing it, which is about a clear a red flag as they come.
Finally, Connor gets sick of fighting with Lincoln over the picture and tosses it in the pool in a fit of rage. Lincoln takes the utmost offense to this — “Throwing a picture is classist,” he argues — and immediately runs off to find Becca to tell her what just happened.
“I feel threatened, physically,” he whines. Becca exhibits remarkable self-restraint by not rolling her eyes into the back of head while having to mediate between two grown men fighting about a stupid picture.
She eventually gives the group date rose to Jean-Blanc. The next morning, Lincoln ends up crying — yes, actual tears — over the picture. In the immortal words of Kourtney Kardashian: There’s people that are dying, Lincoln.
ONE-ON-ONE WITH BLAKE
This is Becca’s first one-on-one date since Arie Luyendyk Jr. dumped her for his runner-up Lauren Burnham, so of course it has to be all about Arie. The lucky guy? Blake, who joins Becca at a warehouse full of Arie-themed memorabilia that they savagely destroy to the sweet lullaby of Lil Jon‘s “Turn Down for What.”
Later that night, they sit down for dinner and Blake opens up about his previous relationship and…
