Bill Shorten Overtakes Barrie Cassidy For Deepest Forehead Creases In Australian Politics

Labor leader Bill Shorten has this week been recognised for having the most defined forehead creases in the Australian political arena, after finally knocking off media personality and former forehead heavyweight Barrie Cassidy.

Cassidy, a veteran Australian political journalist, as well as a radio and television host and presenter and commentator for the ABC, gracefully conceded defeated on Twitter late last night.

“Bill must be under the pump” he wrote.

“He’s squeezed in two more creases just this year alone. Very impressive. I now hand over…