Dark side of the spoon? Why does Jeremy Corbyn make his tea in such a fundamentally un-British manner?

Labour has dropped a spectacular twenty points in opinion polls after the Daily Mail revealed that Jeremy Corbyn makes his tea by putting milk in first.

A number of smears against Corbyn seemed to be ineffective until Daily Mail managed to find disturbing video footage of the Labour leader making himself a cup of tea by putting the milk in before the boiling water.