Britain has been buoyed by the news it will retain total control all Keiths in Europe even after Brexit.

The British monopoly on Keiths will be kept strong after some worried that the EU may have took a slice of the Keith-pie as part of the Brexit agreement.

But the Brexit negotiation team has confirmed that Britain will retain complete control of all Keith related production and maintenance for the foreseeable future.

‘This was one of the…